I wanna bring you to show and tell
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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