Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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