8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
