I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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