Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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