This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
