were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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