Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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