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  Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun

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• Fun until someone gets shot in the ass?

  Submitted by pichu180 on Jan 4, 11 at 11:40am

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• I guess he pulled the trigger to early?

  Submitted by max60 on Jan 4, 11 at 12:09pm

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• i wish someone woulda taught me how to use a machine gun when i was 2

  Submitted by supertrooper on Jan 4, 11 at 1:58pm

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• I'm guessing you've tried this bef

  Submitted by Fitzi on Jan 9, 11 at 11:03pm

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• Jackrabbit sex.

  Submitted by pipermaru on Jan 5, 11 at 11:42pm

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• Really? That was the best comparison you could come up with?

  Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 4, 11 at 8:21pm

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• Sort of a point and shoot deal.

  Submitted by MuseAxis on Jan 5, 11 at 12:12am

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• I'm guessing it didn't go well?

  Submitted by Emmy88 on Jan 4, 11 at 3:40pm

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• Boom Boom Boom!

  Submitted by Black_Ops_Hippo on Jan 6, 11 at 9:33am

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• Machine guns are alarmingly simple to use

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 11 at 11:27pm

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  • Ever tried to fire a MK-19 Belt fed grenade launcher? Not quite so simple.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 5, 11 at 9:18am

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    • It is HEINOUSLY simple to operate a MK19.

      Submitted by BeastMansteel on Jan 5, 11 at 6:38pm

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      • At least SOMEONE knows that I was being sarcastic.

        Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 6, 11 at 5:17am

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        • *is enjoying this*

          Submitted by Keerow on Jan 7, 11 at 9:05pm

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• I suppose it could be worse. At least he had a machine gun to work with. If he had a toy squirt gun, you'd feel frustrated and have no potential for future sluttiness.

  Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 12, 11 at 12:16pm

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• It's all fun and games until someone spills the mayonaise...

  Submitted by dawgs on Jan 4, 11 at 12:02pm

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• Hey now, at least he was well equipped!

  Submitted by KissMeImIrishxx on Jan 4, 11 at 10:06pm

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• so.. you're comparing it to a machine gun. is that about right?

  Submitted by mikescott on Jan 4, 11 at 7:34pm

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• yeah baby. I get it. some don't get direction unless it comes from their one eyed retarded head. just like a child. mens dicks have very selective hearing. really. I don't think there is any hearing. or caring for that matter that even takes place. I would truly love/embrace/revolve around any dick that wanted to/or cared about girl happy.

  Submitted by 5265 on Jan 4, 11 at 9:20pm

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  • Mine wants to make you happy. :D

    Submitted by Keerow on Jan 7, 11 at 9:07pm

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