Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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