Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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