just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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