did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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