I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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