did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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