just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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