Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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