I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Pants are for mortals
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So. Much. Porn.
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