with your own penis?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
did you just send me my own nude
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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