What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Can I color on your dick again?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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