Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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