You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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