who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
