i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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