"it" just moved
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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