; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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