Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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