I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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