thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dignity is for republicans.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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