so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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