As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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