Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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