He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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