you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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