Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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