i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
a search helicopter?!
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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