I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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