can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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