nutella sex= disaster
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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