At least make sure they are 18
Why
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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