There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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