ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
No I am not eating basil off your cock
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The Olympian is in my bed
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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