Ambien. No doubt about it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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