I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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