I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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