I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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