We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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