I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Dick very happy bro
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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