I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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