Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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