We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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