so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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