I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Porn is love you can see.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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